Yaoi Personality Test?

So today a friend of mine linked me to this youtube video. She said that she watched it, thought it was funny, and thought I outta go ahead an watch it too. However, before I did she was quick to mention something. She said it was about a guy taking a yaoi personality test….yah…You can imagine my reaction. 🤔

Pretty much I was like “the fuuuuuudge you wanna show me this for?”  O_o Apparently her bright idea was for both of us to take it and compare our results. Again I was basically like, “you want me to do what!? O_O”?

So long story short, I took the dumb quiz. Yeah yeaah I’m worlds greatest guy friend. Blah blah blah. Since I took it I thought I might as well share my results with all you peeps because why not?

This is what I got:

You are a Clueless Uke!

“Having a good time is what you’re all about. You’re satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other’s manipulative behavior. You don’t expect much, and that can be a good thing. You’re perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won’t even notice, or really care, as long as you’re enjoying yourself.”

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don’t Fuck With Me Seme

So in getting my results I realized something important. I had no idea what any of this actually meant. uke, seme, how was I supposed to know this terminology.  So yup I had to look it up. As it turns out apparently uke is basically a bottom and seme is a top….I won’t get any more “technical” than that. lol

In translation, this means I’m a clueless bottom I guess. lol Someone who will easily fall prey to someone more assertive and dominant? Well, it’s not too off the money since those are the kind of girls I like. And I do tend to fall for the tomboys.

Anyways if you wanna try it yourself here is the link. Just go for itEven if you are a girl or a straight guy like me you should take this for the lulz Yes the questions are nonsensical but I must admit we did have a good laugh afterwards. 

So yeah are you willing to take this and share your results. Don’t worry I will understand it if you don’t. 🙂 lol

 

10 thoughts on “Yaoi Personality Test?

  1. A quiz too fun to resist. Wow, I’m either an opportunist seme or a flaming uke depending on the quiz version. My seme self is the least compatible option with my uke self – talk about mixed messages!

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